Hi DeathDrone,
Welcome to the HP Community! I will be happy to help with your sound problems. However, I will need some additional information to better assist you. What is your operating system? What is your product number?
Find your product number on a notebook:
http://h10025.www1.hp.com/ewfrf/wc/document?cc=us&lc=en&dlc=en&docname=c00033108
Finding your OS:
http://windows.microsoft.com/en-CA/windows/which-operating-system
Thank you,